I’ve never seen the 1989 French circus workers flick Roselyne and the Lions, starring French actress and model Isabelle Pasco.

Clearly, I’ve made a huge mistake.

I’m very interested in the plot. The plot:

I’ve added it to the list for…reasons. The reasons:

The film doesn’t appear to be streaming anywhere, darn it. For now we’ll all just have to ogle Isabelle in these still shots. There are worse things to do.

Special thanks to our French maid Gal Friday Yvette for digging this one out of the vault.

Yvette: I wore zat exact costume when I worked for Cirque du Soleil. [pause] Quoi? *loud sigh* Oui, oui, Monsieur, I shall wear ze outfit for you next time I clean ze office. I’m feeling très généreux today, clearly, so don’t let it go to your énorme head, Monsieur.