It’s been a long week, so let’s cut the crap and get to the point fast, and that point is Bettie Page. Sometimes, when the world is just dragging you down, a sure fire way to brighten your day is to gaze upon that instant mood-lifter: Bettie’s pinup modeling. Strumming our pain with her fingers. … Continue reading Bettie, Just Because
Month: September 2023
Trick ‘r Treat
Stop by your local Spirit Halloween during Samhain season and you’re guaranteed to find the annual pop-up store stuffed full of merchandise from the Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street films. These venerable horror institutions have been around for forty-five, forty-three, and thirty-nine years, respectively. Yet, right alongside merch from those classics, … Continue reading Trick ‘r Treat
The Art of the Ad: Purr by Katy Perry
That time Katy Perry went full Catwoman while hawking her own brand of Purrfume. Obviously, we love cats here at the Starfire Lounge. We used to have one, sadly she passed a few years ago, but the kids are clamoring for another, so I foresee another feline friend in our future. Of course, here at … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Purr by Katy Perry
From the Vault: Waiting
Although this piece shares a name with the 2005 movie Waiting… it’s not a movie review. Think of it more as my diary entries from the early nineteen-nineties. This piece was originally published several years ago at my old site. Thanks to a recent conversation with my children, I dug it out of the vault, … Continue reading From the Vault: Waiting
Michelle Pfeiffer’s Got Legs (and She Knows How to Use Them)
A while back, I was conversing with my friend and fellow blogger Paul, from Pfeiffer Pfilms and Meg Movies. The topic landed on something we both feel passionately about: Michelle Pfeiffer’s legendary legs. Gorgeous gams of greatness. Stems so sexy they should come with a warning label. I only half-kiddingly mentioned that I could write … Continue reading Michelle Pfeiffer’s Got Legs (and She Knows How to Use Them)
Bettie Returns
The various national/international “holidays” seem to have proliferated out of control in the internet age. When you find out there’s a National Toilet Paper Day in August and a National Split Pea Soup Week every November, it’s hard not to feel the end times are near. Still, some of these silly celebratory days, weeks, or … Continue reading Bettie Returns
From the Vault: Avenging Angel
This love letter to one of my favorite 1980s cult classics originally appeared at my old site, in slightly different form, many years ago, in a galaxy far, far away. I’m posting the revised edition here in honor of star Betsy Russell’s birthday last week. In that outfit, I have no idea where she hides … Continue reading From the Vault: Avenging Angel