Bettie, Just Because

It’s been a long week, so let’s cut the crap and get to the point fast, and that point is Bettie Page. Sometimes, when the world is just dragging you down, a sure fire way to brighten your day is to gaze upon that instant mood-lifter: Bettie’s pinup modeling. Strumming our pain with her fingers. … Continue reading Bettie, Just Because →

Trick ‘r Treat

Stop by your local Spirit Halloween during Samhain season and you’re guaranteed to find the annual pop-up store stuffed full of merchandise from the Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street films. These venerable horror institutions have been around for forty-five, forty-three, and thirty-nine years, respectively. Yet, right alongside merch from those classics, … Continue reading Trick ‘r Treat →

Michelle Pfeiffer’s Got Legs (and She Knows How to Use Them)

A while back, I was conversing with my friend and fellow blogger Paul, from Pfeiffer Pfilms and Meg Movies. The topic landed on something we both feel passionately about: Michelle Pfeiffer’s legendary legs. Gorgeous gams of greatness. Stems so sexy they should come with a warning label. I only half-kiddingly mentioned that I could write … Continue reading Michelle Pfeiffer’s Got Legs (and She Knows How to Use Them) →

Bettie Returns

The various national/international “holidays” seem to have proliferated out of control in the internet age. When you find out there’s a National Toilet Paper Day in August and a National Split Pea Soup Week every November, it’s hard not to feel the end times are near. Still, some of these silly celebratory days, weeks, or … Continue reading Bettie Returns →

From the Vault: Avenging Angel

This love letter to one of my favorite 1980s cult classics originally appeared at my old site, in slightly different form, many years ago, in a galaxy far, far away. I’m posting the revised edition here in honor of star Betsy Russell’s birthday last week. In that outfit, I have no idea where she hides … Continue reading From the Vault: Avenging Angel →

Lost and Found: Nadine

I’ve always enjoyed visiting the lesser-known works of great movie actors, if for no other reason than it’s often a pleasant reminder that certain actors can be counted on to deliver good performances, no matter how big or small the film. I consider Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger to be in that tier of actors … Continue reading Lost and Found: Nadine →

Heather Thomas: ‘80s Icon

There’s a reason why my post from 2022 on the bad girl we love from Zapped! is one of the most viewed in this site’s history. Sure, Zapped! is a cheesy teen sex comedy favorite for many a Gen Xer who grew up watching it in the eighties. That’s not why the post is evergreen, … Continue reading Heather Thomas: ‘80s Icon →