Back in the 1950s, shoe polish brand Griffin Microsheen went all in on the old adage that sex sells. In this series of ads featuring beautiful women marveling at that snazzy Microsheen shine, you’d be hard-pressed to notice anything related to the product, thanks to the leggy, busty, and scantily clad babes. Each ad seems … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: That Microsheen Shine!
Late Night Memories: Rhonda’s Playboy Spread
First, a brief note to warn the wanton daredevils among us who read this blog during work hours: As you might expect from seeing “Playboy” in the title, this post is definitely NSFW. The stuff teenage dreams were made of. At the height of her Late Night Goddess status, as Friday night host of USA … Continue reading Late Night Memories: Rhonda’s Playboy Spread
Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Jinkies! Zoinks!
The animated series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? debuted fifty-five years ago this past September. The Hanna-Barbera classic became a Gen X touchstone for many of us, and spawned a successful franchise that continues to thrive today, with more series, movies, comic books, and merchandise than you can shake a Scooby Snack at. Fred, Daphne, Velma, … Continue reading Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Jinkies! Zoinks!
Have a Very Bettie Christmas
This Christmas Eve, we’re sharing The Greatest Christmas Picture of All Time© once again because, well, duh, it’s The Greatest Christmas Picture of All Time©. After all, no one trims the Christmas tree quite like Statfire Lounge VIP Bettie Page. Merry Christmas, gang.
Deck the Halls
Merry Christmas Eve, all you naughty elves.
Lost and Found: P2
I love Christmas horror, and one of my favorites of the last few decades is the underrated P2 (2007). The title (referring to a parking garage's second underground level), might not immediately scream "Christmas!", but the film is set squarely on Christmas Eve, has plenty of lights and decorations, and even an antagonist donning a … Continue reading Lost and Found: P2
Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas
Everyone’s favorite glamour ghoul isn’t just a Halloween hottie. No, come Christmas time Elvira will also trim your tree and maybe even let you stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Imagine finding the sassy lassy with the classy chassis under the tree on Christmas morning. The most … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas






