Hot Shots of the Week: Holiday Redux

Some people have a hard time letting go of the holidays. Take this Christmas cougar, for example: YOWZA. We’d like to wish a belated happy holidays to her, and only her! She wrapped herself in lingerie to be your Christmas present. Best. Christmas. EVER. The new year ain’t looking half bad, is it?

Year-End Musings

Earlier this year, W Magazine declared, “Dua Lipa is ready to return to the golden age of over-the-top lingerie, and not just for the boudoir.” Well, hot damn were they right about that. Somebody call the police, because Dua Lipa is trying to kill me. Yowza. Okay, now that we’ve gotten that out of the … Continue reading Year-End Musings →

Hot Shots of the Week: Ravishing in Red

Our resident top model Briana Smith is back, just in time to model some Christmas-themed lingerie and a sexy Mrs. Claus suit. She’s certainly ravishing in holiday red. As always, she makes all our Christmas wishes come true. Now, let’s consider replacing “The 12 Days of Christmas” with “The 12 Days of Brianna,” shall we? … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Ravishing in Red →

Happy Thanksgiving

My plan is to eat my weight in stuffing today, how ‘bout you? Stuffing is, by far, the best part of the Thanksgiving meal for me. I could eat it all, sharing with others be damned! My mother made amazing stuffing, so I was weened on the best, but I just love it all so … Continue reading Happy Thanksgiving →

Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day

It’s the 4th of July and, why yes, we’d love to celebrate with a heaping helping of Elvira’s American pie, if you know what we mean, and we think you do. This woman has lived rent free in our fantasies for so long now that we’re beginning to believe those fantasies are actually reality. If … Continue reading Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day →

Workers’ Rights are Human Rights

A couple of “riveting” pinups for Labor Day, and a heartfelt thanks to the American labor movement.

Red, White, and Rhonda

It’s your leggy Lady of Liberty, your red hot American Dream, your pulchritudinous patriot in pumps, your sexy Stars and Stripes bustier babe, your foxy Fourth of July firework, your voluptuous vixen of valor—that’s right, it’s Rhonda Shear, and she’s decked out in her red, white, and blue for America’s Independence Day. Fittingly, Rhonda kept … Continue reading Red, White, and Rhonda →