Hot Shots of the Week: Ravishing in Red

Our resident top model Briana Smith is back, just in time to model some Christmas-themed lingerie and a sexy Mrs. Claus suit. She’s certainly ravishing in holiday red. As always, she makes all our Christmas wishes come true. Now, let’s consider replacing “The 12 Days of Christmas” with “The 12 Days of Brianna,” shall we? … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Ravishing in Red →

Happy Thanksgiving

My plan is to eat my weight in stuffing today, how ‘bout you? Stuffing is, by far, the best part of the Thanksgiving meal for me. I could eat it all, sharing with others be damned! My mother made amazing stuffing, so I was weened on the best, but I just love it all so … Continue reading Happy Thanksgiving →

Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day

It’s the 4th of July and, why yes, we’d love to celebrate with a heaping helping of Elvira’s American pie, if you know what we mean, and we think you do. This woman has lived rent free in our fantasies for so long now that we’re beginning to believe those fantasies are actually reality. If … Continue reading Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day →

Workers’ Rights are Human Rights

A couple of “riveting” pinups for Labor Day, and a heartfelt thanks to the American labor movement.

Red, White, and Rhonda

It’s your leggy Lady of Liberty, your red hot American Dream, your pulchritudinous patriot in pumps, your sexy Stars and Stripes bustier babe, your foxy Fourth of July firework, your voluptuous vixen of valor—that’s right, it’s Rhonda Shear, and she’s decked out in her red, white, and blue for America’s Independence Day. Fittingly, Rhonda kept … Continue reading Red, White, and Rhonda →

Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Fireworks for the Fourth

With America’s Independence Day fast approaching, you’re probably gathering up your fireworks and getting ready to blow them sky high on the Fourth of July. Speaking of things that go boom, here are some dangerously explosive fireworks (of the female variety), all decked out in red, white, and blue.