This is the exact sort of vintage photo we love stumbling upon. A stunningly beautiful, non-celebrity with a genuine smile and astonishingly long, pantyhose-encased legs that literally do go all the way up. Those legs are a revelation. They could stop traffic, cure world hunger, and provide the answers to all of life’s great mysteries. Thankfully, she knows just how to show them off in a micro-minidress that allows those perfect pins to shine.

What’s her story, I wonder? Who’s she calling? Who took this photo—a girlfriend, a parent, a lover? Vintage shots like this are always fun to speculate about, especially when the million dollar legs in the shot are this flipping spectacular.