I am not up on today’s top models, unlike how most of us were, simply by osmosis, back in the nineties. Back then, models—and specifically supermodels—were major celebrities. Cindy Crawford springs immediately to mind as one such example. These days though. I do know of Briana Smith, who I stumbled upon at some point in the last few years, and, upon stumbling upon Briana, lost my ever-loving mind. Here’s why:
Sweet Jesus. She should be world famous. In truth though, she’s a working model that most people won’t know by name. But that’s not her fault, because she is extremely talented at modeling lingerie and other intimate wear. To my eyes—which pop ten feet out of my head whenever I see her—she’s an absolute smokeshow. As Twin Peaks’ Gordon Cole (RIP David Lynch) would say:
That’s why she’s back, after already having made several appearances here. Plus, today is National Lingerie Day, so who better to celebrate with than Briana, who spends much of her working hours spectacularly modeling sexy lingerie?
Wow. Just, WOW.
I dare say she’s hotter than ever, but I have that same thought every single time I lay eyes on her. Especially when she’s posing upside down and displaying mind-blowing curves and jaw-dropping cleavage like this:
She can hold this pose all day, thank you very much…
She’s also adept at writhing atop a desk in skimpy black lingerie and stockings, like in this noir-inspired photoshoot:
Imagine walking into your office to find THIS. She’s wearing your favorite outfit and even poured you some scotch. Life is GOOD.
Seriously, she’s unlocking all the fantasies here…
It’s no stretch to say we’re a little obsessed…
Okay, okay, okay: a lot obsessed.
She keeps feeding that obsession by looking like this:
This obsession has turned deadly because she’s gonna kill us…
Have mercy on our souls.
Do our eyes deceive us or is Briana making a play for Yvette’s job? Sweet Jesus, save us.
Yvette: So, she comes for my job, eh? I am French, Monsieur, meaning I know a zing or two about lingerie, comprenez-vous? Ze battle is on, like Donkey Kong, as you Americans would say.
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