Hot Shots of the Week: Killing Us Softly with Her Thighs

This model’s thighs are the kind that could topple world governments, reverse the course of natural disasters, and make a grown man weep at the sight of such majestic flesh. And when that majestic flesh is snugly encased in double-welt thigh-high stockings with garter belts, well, then the weeping becomes downright euphoric.

We are not worthy.