Brianaween

The Lounge’s resident model, the jaw-dropping smoke show Briana Smith, has been so kind as to try on a few Halloween costumes we think you’ll all enjoy. Maybe she’ll even inspire you to dress in one of these outfits yourself. Be warned though, very few human beings could look quite as volcanically hot as Briana does in these ensembles. The woman radiates beauty and sensuality at every turn, even when she’s passed out drunk from the tequila contest our bartender talked her into doing with him. Poor Briana. Our barkeep is a seasoned pro, but she gave it her all, before collapsing face down on top of the bar, upon which she had been dancing to David Lee Roth-era Van Halen while downing one shot after another. There she lay, topless—her flimsy shirt flew off earlier, during a raucous rhythmic display of gyrating, undulating, and head-banging to “Panama”—her long, luscious, nylon-sheathed legs splayed out on either side, her shoe dangling ever-so-sexily off her left foot, a string of salvia falling from her moist, magnificent lips, and still, the woman looked hotter than Georgia asphalt in July. She’s the eighth wonder of the world, truly.

But now Briana is all sobered up and ready to flaunt what the Lord gave her, all in the name of Halloween hellraising. These costumes might just set your All Hallows Eve on fire, especially if Briana’s wearing them.

Here, we have Briana as Sexy Schoolgirl, a true classic of everlasting, perverted appeal.

She’s going to have to stay after class. Hell, she’s earned herself detention for the rest of the school year, dammit.

Slipping into something a little skimpier still, now Briana is ready to take your vitals before giving you a heart attack. Good thing she’s a nurse! You’re in capable hands.