We’re really happy with how this year’s Christmas card came out. Bettie Page was kind of enough to model for us, and smart enough to know if she posed in the nude we’d triple her paycheck and give her a free lunch. Everyone left happy that day, but no one more so than those of … Continue reading Christmas with Bettie
Random Image Dump #46: Christmas Eve Edition
Merry Christmas Eve! This edition of random images isn’t too random—it’s Christmas-themed, after all—but it is highly flammable, so be careful! These images will light your tree on fire, if you know what we mean, and we think you do.
Hot Shots of the Week: Merry Merry
‘Tis the season! Holly jolly and all that. Here’s an extra-large Hot Shots to last you through the holidays.
Returning to Batman Returns
My favorite Christmas movies are not ones that your standard normies would choose. No It’s a Wonderful Life in my top five or even ten. Instead, and to give you an idea of how I roll, my two favorite Christmas movies are Batman Returns (1992) and Black Christmas (1974). Clearly, I like my Yuletide cinema … Continue reading Returning to Batman Returns
Damn, Pam! Part 4
How does that song go, again? “All I want for Christmas is Pamela Anderson in a sexy Santa suit,” maybe? Yeah, that’s definitely it. I’ll be singing it all month long now!
Hot Shots of the Week: Floor Show
The new girl in accounting keeps asking for a chair and a desk. Sheesh. Kids these days! Now, if you were us, would you bother spending the money on furniture when you can have this view every time you walk into the office? No, right? So, after a few weeks, she’s finally getting used to … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Floor Show
Late Night Memories: Sizzle Kisses
It’s another Friday night in 1991 where I’m home watching USA Up All Night with my favorite late night date, the bubbly and bodacious Rhonda Shear. Rhonda is never anything short of absolutely, positively scrumpdillyicious in every single episode she hosts, but some nights still stand out in my nostalgic memory banks as particularly tasty. … Continue reading Late Night Memories: Sizzle Kisses






