Celebrating one of the greatest Final Girls in horror history. When we first meet Vanita “Stretch” Brock, she’s DJing the night shift at KOKLA, deep in the heart of Texas. We can tell right away that Stretch is both the coolest and the hottest person around. She’s quick-witted, funny, and as hot as Texas asphalt … Continue reading Stretch →

Rejoice! It’s Michelle Pfeiffer’s birthday again! She’s the reason this blog exists, the inspiration for much of my writing on film for all these years. Today, I’m celebrating La Pfeiffer’s latest trip around the sun with a handful of vintage, and astonishingly gorgeous, black and white photos. Has anyone ever looked as effortlessly photogenic as … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Michelle! →

Abel Ferrara’s films have been such a crucial part of my cinematic education for roughly thirty-five years now. Since seeing King of New York (1990), I’ve been a fan of the New York auteur, especially his early career films, from Driller Killer (1979) up through The Funeral (1996). For me, those nearly two decades are … Continue reading Favorite Film Posters: Ms. 45 →

This post was originally published eight years ago at my old blog and has been partly rewritten and expanded here. Following Batman Returns (1992), that film’s director, Tim Burton, and its screenwriter, Daniel Waters, were collaborating on ideas for a follow-up film that would’ve starred Michelle Pfeiffer’s Selina Kyle/Catwoman from Returns. The two disagreed over … Continue reading From the Vault: Michelle Pfeiffer in Dark Shadows →

Is there any better way to ring in the New Year than being serenaded by the scrumptious Susie Diamond as she writhes atop the piano purring the lyrics to “Makin’ Whoopee”? As we move into 2026, my head is definitely filled with the sights and sounds of Susie’s iconic New Year’s Eve performance. Every moment … Continue reading New Year, Same Susie →