Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira and Friends

Today we’re kicking off the first Hot Shots of October with our favorite sassy lassie with the classy chassis, Elvira! The Mistress of the Dark is Queen of Halloween and everyone wants to be her friend—wouldn’t you?? I sure do. I met her once, briefly, and frankly I think that’s enough to qualify for friendship. … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira and Friends →

Bad Girls We Love: Suzanne from Night of the Demons

In which Scream Queen Linnea Quigley delivers one of her all-time best, and sexiest, performances. Our first glimpse of airhead sexpot Suzanne in the 1988 cult horror film Night of the Demons is of her bodacious backside. Bent over in a skirt to expose her thong-panty-covered ass, she presents an absurdly memorable first impression. The … Continue reading Bad Girls We Love: Suzanne from Night of the Demons →

Keep an Eye on the Slit

Recently, an internet search of mine led me to this post from the blog Music Vine. In it, “Production Designer on The Fabulous Baker Boys, Jeffrey Townsend reveals how the film's iconic Making Whoopee scene started out as a single page of the script and wrapped as a timeless one-shot classic.” As you might imagine, … Continue reading Keep an Eye on the Slit →

Lost and Found: Private Resort

In which we visit the raucous Private Resort for one last fling before summer ends. Teen sex comedy Private Resort (1985) was a late eighties cable television staple, which explains why I watched it approximately one-hundred times during those years. Those years, by the way, coincided with my junior high school years, and rarely has … Continue reading Lost and Found: Private Resort →

Survivor: Dona Speir, Queen of Bullets, Bombs, and Babes

If you’re a certain type of B-movie lover, the name Andy Sidaris is synonymous with a series of sexy action films he made from 1985–1998, often referred to as a collective by the appropriately saucy sobriquet, “Bullets, Bombs, and Babes.” For years before his foray into making B-movies though, Sidaris was a legend in sports … Continue reading Survivor: Dona Speir, Queen of Bullets, Bombs, and Babes →

Don’t Mess with My Comfort Films

Recently, I fell down an internet rabbit hole about one of my favorite movies, Jonathan Demme’s Married to the Mob (1988). Featuring one of the most tender and exquisite performances of Michelle Pfeiffer’s career as former mob wife Angela de Marco, along with more stellar work from the entire cast and crew—Matthew Modine and Mercedes … Continue reading Don’t Mess with My Comfort Films →

Come on Down: Generational Babe, Dian Parkinson

In which we showcase the best reason to stay home from school sick in the ‘80s. Generational babe, Dian Parkinson. Gen Xers like myself were practically raised on television, and the daytime game show The Price is Right was a constant for us back then. A longtime fixtures of the show, model Dian Parkinson served … Continue reading Come on Down: Generational Babe, Dian Parkinson →