Year-End Musings

Earlier this year, W Magazine declared, “Dua Lipa is ready to return to the golden age of over-the-top lingerie, and not just for the boudoir.” Well, hot damn were they right about that. Somebody call the police, because Dua Lipa is trying to kill me. Yowza. Okay, now that we’ve gotten that out of the … Continue reading Year-End Musings →

Hot Shots of the Week: Christmas Unwrapping

Hope you all had a marvelous Christmas unwrapping gifts from Santa. On a related note, and to put the “Hot” in “Hot Shots,” here’s the total smoke show Paula Garcés unwrapping herself in a very memorable scene from a very forgettable movie, the lame A Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011). Thank you for your … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Christmas Unwrapping →

Christmas with Bettie

We’re really happy with how this year’s Christmas card came out. Bettie Page was kind of enough to model for us, and smart enough to know if she posed in the nude we’d triple her paycheck and give her a free lunch. Everyone left happy that day, but no one more so than those of … Continue reading Christmas with Bettie →

Random Image Dump #46: Christmas Eve Edition

Merry Christmas Eve! This edition of random images isn’t too random—it’s Christmas-themed, after all—but it is highly flammable, so be careful! These images will light your tree on fire, if you know what we mean, and we think you do.

Late Night Memories: Sizzle Kisses

It’s another Friday night in 1991 where I’m home watching USA Up All Night with my favorite late night date, the bubbly and bodacious Rhonda Shear. Rhonda is never anything short of absolutely, positively scrumpdillyicious in every single episode she hosts, but some nights still stand out in my nostalgic memory banks as particularly tasty. … Continue reading Late Night Memories: Sizzle Kisses →

Phoebe Does Playboy

In which ours jaws drop and our eyes pop out of our heads, thanks to Phoebe Legere’s (NSFW) 1988 Playboy spread. Earlier this year, I sang the praises of multidisciplinary artist and irresistible sexbomb extraordinaire Phoebe Legere. Specifically, I was slobbering all over Phoebe’s iconic performance as Claire in the first two Toxic Avenger sequels. … Continue reading Phoebe Does Playboy →

Random Image Dump #45

Just some more random images for your viewing pleasure. Cheers! I dare you to go ask for her number. “Reporting for duty, sir.” If this was the last thing you saw before your death, well, what a way to go! I love how they didn’t even try for subtlety with this song, album cover, or … Continue reading Random Image Dump #45 →