“Briana Who,” I hear you asking? Well, allow me to clue you in: Briana Smith happens to be the “sexiest woman you’ll see today,” as Chulo Magazine correctly noted in a profile on her last year. She’s a crazy beautiful model with truly dangerous curves and spectacular hair out of Florida (and a former Hooters Girl—see below), whose modeling portfolio is, in two words, Jaw. Dropping.
Astute followers will recognize Briana. She’s the answer to a question we’ve asked here before: who is this mystery woman? Well, after stumbling on some of her ungodly hot modeling work and posting them earlier this year, but not being able to find out who she was, the riddle has now been solved. An account I follow was having a bit of fun posting Hooters Girls photos the other day and, whaddyaknow, there’s Briana!
This sent me down the Google image search rabbit hole, which eventually led me to name of this captivating model who’s been making me swoon since last year. In an interview from five years ago—right around the time Briana was crowned Miss Hooters International—the sexy Floridian talks about working as a model and pursuing her eventual career as—wait for it—a mortician. Whaaaaat?
Well, the image searches and her Instagram reveal she’s still modeling up a storm, dropping the hottest pictures you’re likely to find on the net right now. Plus, as this slow-motion tribute shows, she seems to be developing quite a fan base beyond just your humble blogger here. For these reasons, I’m assuming Briana’s plans for a mortuary career have likely been back-burnered, or dropped altogether. Thank goodness. Dead bodies can wait, Briana. You’re way too good at modeling to give that up just yet.
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