Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Check Out These Rates

That time Kelly quit her job as a commercial pitchwoman because she was being objectified in a bikini, then Marcy praised her for refusing to be seen as a sex object, only to immediately hire Kelly to be a sex object at the bank where Marcy works. Oh, Kelly.

Those are some phenomenal rates.

After Kelly says that she feels like a cheap slut, Marcy says, “Well, that’s how we’re hoping to get the [Bill] Clinton account.” Ah, the nineties.

Kelly may be a cheap slut, but she’s our cheap slut, dammit! Gen X crushes don’t get any hotter than Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate).

Kelly Bundy forever and ever, amen.

These hot shots come courtesy of the Married…with Children episode “Driving Mr. Boondy,” which originally aired on September 11, 1994.