Red, White, and Rhonda

It’s your leggy Lady of Liberty, your red hot American Dream, your pulchritudinous patriot in pumps, your sexy Stars and Stripes bustier babe, your foxy Fourth of July firework, your voluptuous vixen of valor—that’s right, it’s Rhonda Shear, and she’s decked out in her red, white, and blue for America’s Independence Day. Fittingly, Rhonda kept much of the USA Up All Night every weekend in the naughties, and just the mere thought of her today still keeps us Up All Night, too.

And now for the explosive grand finale to the Rhonda fireworks. This photo, which comes from Rhonda’s 1990s Playboy pictorial, just might be one of the single hottest photos in the history of western civilization—and it qualifies for inclusion here because of the bedazzled American flag, which is doing an inadequate job of covering Rhonda’s honey pot.