With Halloween in just five days, I thought it might be helpful to offer a few easy, last-minute costume ideas. These are the classics, because you’re low on time and just need something tight and revealing that’ll show off all the time you’ve spent sweating at Planet Fitness this year.
For example, here’s a classic that never goes out of style, The Sexy Nurse:
And then of course you have the tried and true Sexy Cop. Due to budget cuts, the department has had to use less fabric for the uniforms, and we’re not mad about it:
We’ve been very, very bad, officer. Take us away.
Speaking of bad, you can’t beat The Sexy Devil either:
If she’s what’s waiting for us in Hell, we’re booking our stay ASAP.
If you’re looking for a pop culture inspired costume, why not go with a classic like Sexy Daphne from Scooby-Doo? Zoinks!
The Sexy Secretary, squatting effortlessly with thighs-and-buns-of-steel, is another classic that never runs out of appeal. Girls in glasses, man, girls in glasses! Yowza.
The Sexy Referee! She can flag us for unnecessary roughness any day!
She’s gonna be the first ref to draw an illegal use of hands penalty from a player!
And, last but not least, our Gal Friday here at the Lounge, Yvette, reminds us all that The Sexy French Maid is as potently sexy as sexy Halloween costumes get.
Yvette: Zis is not a costume, Monsieur. It is a lifestyle.
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