Last fall, when I stumbled across this W magazine piece on Elvira, AKA Cassandra Peterson, I completely misread it as “Elvira Looks Back at Her Life in PANTIES.”

As you might imagine, I got really excited about an in-depth article about Elvira’s panties. That’s the sort of hard-hitting journalism the world needs right now! Sadly, it’s “parties” not “panties” but I still enjoyed the piece. I also still continued to imagine Elvira’s panties, and not just Elvira’s panties, but Elvira’s panties snugly caressing her shapely ass under her form-fitting black dress with the slit up to her hoo-ha. Yum.

This 1980s photo shoot with Harry Langdon has to be one of the hottest Elvira ever posed for, and that’s saying a hell of a lot, considering how she’s never anything less than absolutely, positively smoking hot. The Langdon portraits are especially memorable because of how well they show off Cassandra’s legendarily sexy, pantyhose-covered legs. Hell, they also show off her legendarily deep and astonishingly epic cleavage as well. These are truly the definition of “hot shots.”

