Random Image Dump #50

How on earth do you celebrate a momentous occasion like the fiftieth Random Image Dump?? Well, by regurgitating fifty old images from throughout the six year history of this site and pretending it’s something new—or not pretending at all because I’m spelling it out right anyway. Heh heh, whatever. Just pour yourself some single malt … Continue reading Random Image Dump #50 →

Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira’s Life in Panties

Last fall, when I stumbled across this W magazine piece on Elvira, AKA Cassandra Peterson, I completely misread it as “Elvira Looks Back at Her Life in PANTIES.” As you might imagine, I got really excited about an in-depth article about Elvira’s panties. That’s the sort of hard-hitting journalism the world needs right now! Sadly, … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira’s Life in Panties →

Random Image Dump #46: Christmas Eve Edition

Merry Christmas Eve! This edition of random images isn’t too random—it’s Christmas-themed, after all—but it is highly flammable, so be careful! These images will light your tree on fire, if you know what we mean, and we think you do.

Hot Shots of the Week: Riding Shotgun with Elvira

Not only does the car feature a roomy interior but it also comes fully equipped with your very own Mistress of the Dark! She knows how to rev your engine, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Vroom vroom.

The Art of the Ad: It Had to Be Built!

When they named a game after me, it had to be built! Elvira, Mistress of the Dark The list of Elvira merchandise is long and always growing. The Mistress of the Dark has already made a few appearances in this series over the years because, well, who doesn’t want a sexy goth chick with epic … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: It Had to Be Built! →

Elvira Season

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark lives rent-free in our hearts and gonads 24/7, 365 days per year. Still, there’s something extra special about Elvira during spooky season. I met Cassandra Peterson at a horror convention two autumns ago, a perfect time of year to meet the grande dame of horror hosting. It’s a fond memory, … Continue reading Elvira Season →

Random Image Dump #42: Spooky Season Edition

Happy spooky season! October is The Best Month of the Year, so today I’m sharing thirteen spooktacular (sorry, had to) images that’ll evoke the season and make you warm and fuzzy all over. Yes, even the images of horror are soothing and comforting when you’re a demented lover of the macabre like me.