Happy Independence Day to you USAers in the crowd. As we did last year here at the Lounge, we’re honoring Lady Liberty with our own liberated babe of the night, the gal who put the boob back into boob tube: Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
America’s 250th birthday is great and all, but honestly I’m just here for the gorgeous ghoul with the bodacious rack and the luscious legs that go on for miles. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Elvira and to the raunchiness for which she stands, indivisible, with legs and boobs for all.
Elvira for president!
Move over Alexander Hamilton, because Elvira should be on the ten dollar bill. After all, she’s a perfect ten out of ten!
We salute you, Elvira!
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