Today we’re kicking off the first Hot Shots of October with our favorite sassy lassie with the classy chassis, Elvira! The Mistress of the Dark is Queen of Halloween and everyone wants to be her friend—wouldn’t you?? I sure do. I met her once, briefly, and frankly I think that’s enough to qualify for friendship. … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira and Friends
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Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day
It’s the 4th of July and, why yes, we’d love to celebrate with a heaping helping of Elvira’s American pie, if you know what we mean, and we think you do. This woman has lived rent free in our fantasies for so long now that we’re beginning to believe those fantasies are actually reality. If … Continue reading Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Heart
Happy Valentine’s Day from the classy lassie with the sassy chassis, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Heart.
Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas
Everyone’s favorite glamour ghoul isn’t just a Halloween hottie. No, come Christmas time Elvira will also trim your tree and maybe even let you stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Imagine finding the sassy lassy with the classy chassis under the tree on Christmas morning. The most … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas
Hot Shots of the Week: Nice Pumpkins
Elvira’s pumpkins are huge. Ahem.
Elvira in the ‘80s
It’s our favorite time of year, Halloween season, and with that always comes plenty of sighting of our favorite Mistress of the Dark, Elvira. Here’s Cassandra Peterson during her first decade dressing up as the sexiest creature of the night the world has ever known. Many of these volcanically hot shots come from Cassandra’s first … Continue reading Elvira in the ‘80s
Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Easter Bunnies
Happy Easter! Here are some bunnies.






