Elvira, Mistress of the Dark lives rent-free in our hearts and gonads 24/7, 365 days per year. Still, there’s something extra special about Elvira during spooky season. I met Cassandra Peterson at a horror convention two autumns ago, a perfect time of year to meet the grande dame of horror hosting. It’s a fond memory, for sure, one I’ll always cherish. Of course, I wish it had also been a fondling memory, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. I mean, who wouldn’t want to grope and manhandle this body??
Sweet Satan’s beard she’s a total smoke show!
Not only is Halloween season in full swing, but September 17 was also Cassandra’s birthday. So happy ‘nother trip ‘round the sun to our favorite sassy lassie with the classy chassis. She’s been giving fans extremely pleasant, unpleasant dreams for decades, and for that we are eternally grateful. Here are a few examples why we’re so goddamn grateful for her, um, uh, body of work, ahem.
The Starfire Lounge 
Elvira always seemed like a real sweetheart. Loved her persona.
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