In which Michelle Pfeiffer spreads ‘em for posterity. Last year, I highlighted a particularly funny and memorable scene in Amy Heckerling’s wonderful I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007), starring Our Queen and Savior, Michelle Pfeiffer. As I wrote then, Television writer Rosie (Pfeiffer) is stuck next to two condescending and judgmental studio executives while … Continue reading She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman
Category: 2000s
Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes
Just a friendly reminder that Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, and Sleepy Hollow director Tim Burton has had sex with each of these women.* “These women” being actresses Lisa Marie: Helena Bonham Carter: And Monica Bellucci: Not too shabby for a weirdo kid from Burbank who studied animation at Cal Arts, eh? Hope springs eternal for awkward … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes
Damn, Pam!
With Pamela Anderson back in theaters right now in The Naked Gun, here’s a small selection of classic Pamela shots to make you exclaim, “Daaamn, Pam!” For further reading on (and more pics of) Pammy, follow these links: https://starfirelounge.com/2023/03/17/lost-and-found-v-i-p/ https://starfirelounge.com/2025/07/15/late-night-memories-go-dodgers/
Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Legs, Lingerie, Lindsay
We recently passed the 100 days ‘til Halloween milestone, so today’s Bonus Hot Shots are, appropriately, from October 31st, 2006. Tabloid temptress Lindsay Lohan got all dolled up for a night on the town in a costume that I believe Spirit Halloween sells under the name “Slutty Moulin Rouge Dancer.” Man, we’re happy that Lindsay … Continue reading Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Legs, Lingerie, Lindsay
The Art of the Ad: Cutty Sark at the Millennium
Get me a dram of Cutty, serving wench, and make sure ‘tis a generous pour! From roughly 1999–2001ish or so, I spent an inordinate amount of time drooling over Cutty Sark’s print ads. At the time, these scotch whisky advertisements were omnipresent in the pages of magazines I was subscribing to, namely SPIN and Rolling … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Cutty Sark at the Millennium
Random Image Dump #36: Traci Lords (Have Mercy) Edition
Traci Lords needs no introduction, so we’ll just drop a random selection of images of the legendary smokeshow and get the hell out of the way. Enjoy the view, amigos.
May Queen
In the British Isles and parts of the Commonwealth, “the May Queen” is a personification of the May Day holiday of May 1st, and of the rebirth and renewal of springtime and the coming growing season. So, what does that have to do with the image above of a scorching hot woman in a slinky, form-fitting dress? Nothing, … Continue reading May Queen






