She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman

In which Michelle Pfeiffer spreads ‘em for posterity. Last year, I highlighted a particularly funny and memorable scene in Amy Heckerling’s wonderful I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007), starring Our Queen and Savior, Michelle Pfeiffer. As I wrote then, Television writer Rosie (Pfeiffer) is stuck next to two condescending and judgmental studio executives while … Continue reading She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman

Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes

Just a friendly reminder that Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, and Sleepy Hollow director Tim Burton has had sex with each of these women.* “These women” being actresses Lisa Marie: Helena Bonham Carter: And Monica Bellucci: Not too shabby for a weirdo kid from Burbank who studied animation at Cal Arts, eh? Hope springs eternal for awkward … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes

Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Legs, Lingerie, Lindsay

We recently passed the 100 days ‘til Halloween milestone, so today’s Bonus Hot Shots are, appropriately, from October 31st, 2006. Tabloid temptress Lindsay Lohan got all dolled up for a night on the town in a costume that I believe Spirit Halloween sells under the name “Slutty Moulin Rouge Dancer.” Man, we’re happy that Lindsay … Continue reading Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Legs, Lingerie, Lindsay

The Art of the Ad: Cutty Sark at the Millennium

Get me a dram of Cutty, serving wench, and make sure ‘tis a generous pour! From roughly 1999–2001ish or so, I spent an inordinate amount of time drooling over Cutty Sark’s print ads. At the time, these scotch whisky advertisements were omnipresent in the pages of magazines I was subscribing to, namely SPIN and Rolling … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Cutty Sark at the Millennium