Category: 2000s

Damn, Pam! Part 2

Back in August, we exclaimed “Damn, Pam!” This is a phrase we shout quite often because, well, because this: I mean, how do you ever get used to Pamela Anderson’s jaw dropping sex appeal? You don’t, which is why we tend to blurt out “Damn, Pam!” every time we see her. And that’s why we’re … Continue reading Damn, Pam! Part 2 →

Hot Shots of the Week: Krista Allen

When actress and model Krista Allen (Liar, Liar, The Bold and the Beautiful) shows up onscreen it’s usually to drop some smoking hot sex appeal all over the proceedings. Her career has largely revolved around her jaw-dropping hotness, for reasons that become completely obvious any time we lay eyes on her. Kneel before Zod, Krista! … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Krista Allen →

She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman

In which Michelle Pfeiffer spreads ‘em for posterity. Last year, I highlighted a particularly funny and memorable scene in Amy Heckerling’s wonderful I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007), starring Our Queen and Savior, Michelle Pfeiffer. As I wrote then, Television writer Rosie (Pfeiffer) is stuck next to two condescending and judgmental studio executives while … Continue reading She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman →

Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes

Just a friendly reminder that Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, and Sleepy Hollow director Tim Burton has had sex with each of these women.* “These women” being actresses Lisa Marie: Helena Bonham Carter: And Monica Bellucci: Not too shabby for a weirdo kid from Burbank who studied animation at Cal Arts, eh? Hope springs eternal for awkward … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes →

Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Legs, Lingerie, Lindsay

We recently passed the 100 days ‘til Halloween milestone, so today’s Bonus Hot Shots are, appropriately, from October 31st, 2006. Tabloid temptress Lindsay Lohan got all dolled up for a night on the town in a costume that I believe Spirit Halloween sells under the name “Slutty Moulin Rouge Dancer.” Man, we’re happy that Lindsay … Continue reading Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Legs, Lingerie, Lindsay →

The Art of the Ad: Cutty Sark at the Millennium

Get me a dram of Cutty, serving wench, and make sure ‘tis a generous pour! From roughly 1999–2001ish or so, I spent an inordinate amount of time drooling over Cutty Sark’s print ads. At the time, these scotch whisky advertisements were omnipresent in the pages of magazines I was subscribing to, namely SPIN and Rolling … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Cutty Sark at the Millennium →