From the Vault: Michelle Pfeiffer in Dark Shadows

This post was originally published eight years ago at my old blog and has been partly rewritten and expanded here. Following Batman Returns (1992), that film’s director, Tim Burton, and its screenwriter, Daniel Waters, were collaborating on ideas for a follow-up film that would’ve starred Michelle Pfeiffer’s Selina Kyle/Catwoman from Returns. The two disagreed over … Continue reading From the Vault: Michelle Pfeiffer in Dark Shadows →

Hot Shots of the Week: Getting a Leg Up

Perfect legs encased in silky smooth nylons. Does it get any better than that? Nope, it doesn’t. Welcome back to the Nylon Jungle…

New Year, Same Susie

Is there any better way to ring in the New Year than being serenaded by the scrumptious Susie Diamond as she writhes atop the piano purring the lyrics to “Makin’ Whoopee”? As we move into 2026, my head is definitely filled with the sights and sounds of Susie’s iconic New Year’s Eve performance. Every moment … Continue reading New Year, Same Susie →

Damn, Pam! Part 3

At the peak of her powers back in 2001, Pamela Anderson showed up at a VH1 Divas special wearing this little white number, It was one of the greatest days in the history of western civilization. Homina homina homina Awooga Awooooooga Thank you, Pamela. You made the shit show known as the early aughts much … Continue reading Damn, Pam! Part 3 →

Damn, Pam! Part 2

Back in August, we exclaimed “Damn, Pam!” This is a phrase we shout quite often because, well, because this: I mean, how do you ever get used to Pamela Anderson’s jaw dropping sex appeal? You don’t, which is why we tend to blurt out “Damn, Pam!” every time we see her. And that’s why we’re … Continue reading Damn, Pam! Part 2 →

She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman

In which Michelle Pfeiffer spreads ‘em for posterity. Last year, I highlighted a particularly funny and memorable scene in Amy Heckerling’s wonderful I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007), starring Our Queen and Savior, Michelle Pfeiffer. As I wrote then, Television writer Rosie (Pfeiffer) is stuck next to two condescending and judgmental studio executives while … Continue reading She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman →

Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes

Just a friendly reminder that Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, and Sleepy Hollow director Tim Burton has had sex with each of these women.* “These women” being actresses Lisa Marie: Helena Bonham Carter: And Monica Bellucci: Not too shabby for a weirdo kid from Burbank who studied animation at Cal Arts, eh? Hope springs eternal for awkward … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes →