Michelle Monday

Today, we’re flashing back to Michelle Pfeiffer at the Los Angeles premiere of Stardust, July 29, 2007. She was forty-nine years young at the time. Has a human being ever looked more perfect than Michelle does here? No, it’s not possible. Just see for yourself and tell me I’m wrong. Simply irresistible. The woman never fails … Continue reading Michelle Monday →

Pause and Refresh

Sometimes you just need to bury your head in the sand. Or, more comfortably, under a big, soft pillow. As noted in November, I’ve been running out of steam as the year winds down. So now is a good time to take a short breather and come back stronger later. See you again…whenever emerging from … Continue reading Pause and Refresh →

Lost and Found: The Majorettes

Fun facts: The Majorettes (1986) was written by the cowriter of George Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead (1968) and directed by the actor who played the cemetery zombie in that same film. A nice pedigree that surely must bode well for The Majorettes, right? Well, ah, not quite. No, those trivia nuggets mean … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Majorettes →

Indiscriminate Use of Indescribable Hotness

I’m always down for some indiscriminate use of indescribable hotness, especially when it comes courtesy of my pfriend Paul. Check out Paul’s post below, after gazing upon Michelle and Meg first, of course. It’s a miserable Monday… it’s been cold, dull and damp here all day. Now it’s just started snowing. Brrrr. So let’s brighten … Continue reading Indiscriminate Use of Indescribable Hotness →

Monica Monday

It’s Monday, so chances are you’re seeing red already, thanks to the bullshit you’re finding in your inbox and that 10:00 AM meeting that shouldn’t even exist because it definitely could be an email instead. Well, here’s Monica Bellucci in The Matrix Reloaded to help ease your worries. Speaking of reloading the Matrix, Monica’s cleavage … Continue reading Monica Monday →

Hot Shots of the Week: Double Trouble

The 1971 Hammer horror film Twins of Evil is one of my favorites the studio ever produced. It’s wonderfully schlocky, creepily atmospheric, and about as sexy as Hammer horror ever got, thanks largely to the bodacious, identical twin sisters Madeleine and Mary Collinson, who play very thirsty vampires. Poor Peter Cushing is barely a match … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Double Trouble →

Monica Monday

The incomparable, immortal beauty Monica Bellucci celebrates her 60th birthday today, September 30th. The world is a far sexier place with her in it. Grazie, bella. See what I mean? Buon compleanno, amore mio!