Randomly dropping some more randomness in your laps for the thirty-first time. This ‘80s hair metal babe absolutely nailed her très sexy French maid costume, which probably got her nailed later that night, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Look, if we can’t book Rhianna to sub for Yvette next … Continue reading Random Image Dump #32
Marilyn Monday
The color red can signify love, lust, passion, sex, and eroticism, among other intense emotions and experiences. Marilyn Monroe embodied all of those things, no matter what color she wore, but as the Lady in Red she sure always stoked the flames of our hearts with extra intensity. From photographer Milton Greene’s “Red Dress Sitting”—from … Continue reading Marilyn Monday
Hot Shots of the Week: Hanging on the Telephone
Pinup model Mary Tossell sure had absolutely perfect pins for stockings and garter belts, no? Here she is, dressed for success, fielding phone calls from her long list of admirers. Her social calendar must be chock full at all times.
Hot Shots of the Week: Picturesque Priyanka
Winner of the Miss India and Miss World beauty pageants in 2000, Priyanka Chopra was the first Bollywood actress to headline an American television series in 2015 with Quantico. A producer and occasional musician, Chopra is also a living, breathing bombshell of remarkable proportions (pun intended). Ladies and germs, give it up for the South … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Picturesque Priyanka
Lost and Found: Just Before Dawn
In which our Final Girl transforms from shy, modestly dressed wallflower to sexy and fierce survivor while vacuum-sealed into a pair of extremely tiny Daisy Duke shorts. Jeff Lieberman’s Just Before Dawn (1981) is an odd duck from the golden age slasher boom. Somehow I missed it all these years, but recently caught it streaming … Continue reading Lost and Found: Just Before Dawn
Hot Shots of the Week: Hi, Felicia
One of my favorite artists, Bill Sienkiewicz, doing one of my favorite Marvel characters, Felicia Hardy, aka Black Cat. Sienkiewicz has been an artistic hero since he first blew my mind on Moon Knight, New Mutants, and on Batman #400 back in the eighties. Felicia has been a beloved character since she caught my eye … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Hi, Felicia
Putting Rihanna to Work
With our fabulous French maid and all-around Gal Friday Yvette taking some much-deserved time off for a few weeks, we’re fortunate to have one helluva pinch hitter at the French maid position. Ladies and germs, please welcome none other than pop culture superstar Rihanna! How, you ask, did we convince a woman reportedly worth over … Continue reading Putting Rihanna to Work






