The Art of the Ad: Cutty Sark at the Millennium

Get me a dram of Cutty, serving wench, and make sure ‘tis a generous pour! From roughly 1999–2001ish or so, I spent an inordinate amount of time drooling over Cutty Sark’s print ads. At the time, these scotch whisky advertisements were omnipresent in the pages of magazines I was subscribing to, namely SPIN and Rolling … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Cutty Sark at the Millennium →

Late Night Memories: Go Dodgers

Okay, okay, so this latest edition of “Late Night Memories” is a cheat. These photos, of our favorite late night date Rhonda Shear and babelicious Baywatch star Pamela Anderson, are not from any late night broadcasts like USA Up All Night. These publicity shots were taken during Major League Baseball’s 1992 All Star Game festivities … Continue reading Late Night Memories: Go Dodgers →

Hot Shots of the Week: She Gives Good Clerk

We’ve never seen The Counselor (2013). English actress Natalie Dormer is making us realize what a tremendous mistake we’ve made. She’s even more persuasive when in motion: Apparently she plays a lingerie sales clerk and that’s all we need to know because we’re all in on Natalie Dormer playing a lingerie sales clerk.

Thrust It: Showgirls at 30

In which we thrust along with thrusting queen Nomi Malone on her thirtieth thrusting anniversary. Almost universally panned upon release, Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls (1995) opened thirty years ago this coming September 22nd. The wild story of a maniacally determined stripper, er, dancer, trying to make it big in Vegas, Showgirls was absolutely savaged by critics. … Continue reading Thrust It: Showgirls at 30 →

Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day

It’s the 4th of July and, why yes, we’d love to celebrate with a heaping helping of Elvira’s American pie, if you know what we mean, and we think you do. This woman has lived rent free in our fantasies for so long now that we’re beginning to believe those fantasies are actually reality. If … Continue reading Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day →

Random Image Dump #36: Traci Lords (Have Mercy) Edition

Traci Lords needs no introduction, so we’ll just drop a random selection of images of the legendary smokeshow and get the hell out of the way. Enjoy the view, amigos.

Bombshells: Rita Gam

Pittsburgh-born actress Rita Gam (1927–2016) sure did have a great name for a Bombshell. A fitting one too, as she definitely had smoking hot gams on her. Where’s the lie? No where, that’s where! After a few years of modeling and television work, the statuesque beauty made her film debut in the 1952 film noir … Continue reading Bombshells: Rita Gam →