It’s the 4th of July and, why yes, we’d love to celebrate with a heaping helping of Elvira’s American pie, if you know what we mean, and we think you do.
This woman has lived rent free in our fantasies for so long now that we’re beginning to believe those fantasies are actually reality. If only! Oh my, what a reality that would be.
America’s Mistress of Liberty is more than just a great set of boobs. She’s also an incredible pair of legs.
In the spirit of American liberation, we’d love to liberate Elvira from that dress, yowza.
Always teasing, that’s our favorite star spangled seductress.
AND WE WANT YOU, ELVIRA.
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