Just a friendly reminder that Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, and Sleepy Hollow director Tim Burton has had sex with each of these women.* “These women” being actresses Lisa Marie:
Helena Bonham Carter:
And Monica Bellucci:
Not too shabby for a weirdo kid from Burbank who studied animation at Cal Arts, eh? Hope springs eternal for awkward dorks everywhere!
*Burton dated Lisa Marie from 1992–2001, Helena Bonham Carter from 2001–2014, and Monica Bellucci from 2023–present. Dude must have mystical powers! Also, for what it’s worth, at one point he was rumored to be banging actress Eva Green as well, but she flatly denies they were ever an item. Still, she sure fits the Burton babe type, no?
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