Late Night Memories: Help Me Rhonda

Everyone’s favorite late night date Rhonda Shear didn’t just appear on our TV screens in our homes every Friday night hosting USA Up All Night. No, Rhonda also put her rockin’ body to work modeling, both before and after she shot to fame as the B-movie host with the most. Before Up All Night, Rhonda won beauty pageants in her home state of Louisiana and modeled, all while taking roles in television sitcoms and low budget films.

Hold that pose, Rhonda…forever!

Rhonda also did a lot of modeling in publicity shots for Up All Night during her decade of hosting the show. USA knew what side their bread was buttered on, and knew that a large audience was tuning in primarily to gawk and drool over Rhonda’s shapely body and ample assets. We could always count on to Rhonda to sport silky smooth nylons and heels, whether wearing a body-hugging tube dress or just the skimpiest, sexiest Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie she had lying around in the drawer. If a Hosiery Hall of Fame existed—outside of the one that absolutely exists inside my mind—then Rhonda would be one of the very first inductees. She was a champion of pantyhose for her entire career. Not only did she wear them all the time, but she (and the producers) made sure to show her legs off on camera during Up All Night as much as possible. It was enough to give a young fan like me a heart attack every Friday night. Yowza.

Warning! Dangerous curves ahead!

Let’s take a sexy stroll through Rhonda’s photoshoots, magazine covers and spreads, and more. If these smoking hot photos don’t make you deliriously exclaim “Help me, Rhonda” then you should check your pulse, because you might just be dead.

That slit is KILLING ME.
Rhonda’s boots were made for pulling on slowly and seductively to showcase her spectacular, nylon-encased legs.
Those gams could cure all the world’s ills, kids.
Two tickets to the leg show: Every Friday, Rhonda made sure a nation of male viewers kept it UP all night.
I can’t find the rest of this gossip rag article online, but note it seems to be detailing how Burt Reynolds banged Rhonda silly backstage at a WWF event. If true, what a lucky son of a bitch! Will you look at her in that top photo?? Ay-yi-yiiiiiiii.
The classic bustier with thigh high stockings and garter belts: Rhonda sure knew how to seduce her fans.
Topless and wearing sheer black pantyhose? This woman knew exactly how to drive fans wild.
She always kept it up all night, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Hang on Rhonda, be right down there to join you in a sex, er, sec!
RAWR
Our favorite sweet and savory late night snack.
So long, and thanks for all the cleavage, Rhonda. Homina homina homina

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