Year-End Musings

Earlier this year, W Magazine declared, “Dua Lipa is ready to return to the golden age of over-the-top lingerie, and not just for the boudoir.” Well, hot damn were they right about that. Somebody call the police, because Dua Lipa is trying to kill me. Yowza. Okay, now that we’ve gotten that out of the … Continue reading Year-End Musings →

Hot Shots of the Week: Christmas Unwrapping

Hope you all had a marvelous Christmas unwrapping gifts from Santa. On a related note, and to put the “Hot” in “Hot Shots,” here’s the total smoke show Paula Garcés unwrapping herself in a very memorable scene from a very forgettable movie, the lame A Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011). Thank you for your … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Christmas Unwrapping →

Christmas with Bettie

We’re really happy with how this year’s Christmas card came out. Bettie Page was kind of enough to model for us, and smart enough to know if she posed in the nude we’d triple her paycheck and give her a free lunch. Everyone left happy that day, but no one more so than those of … Continue reading Christmas with Bettie →

Random Image Dump #46: Christmas Eve Edition

Merry Christmas Eve! This edition of random images isn’t too random—it’s Christmas-themed, after all—but it is highly flammable, so be careful! These images will light your tree on fire, if you know what we mean, and we think you do.

Hot Shots of the Week: Merry Merry

‘Tis the season! Holly jolly and all that. Here’s an extra-large Hot Shots to last you through the holidays.

Returning to Batman Returns

My favorite Christmas movies are not ones that your standard normies would choose. No It’s a Wonderful Life in my top five or even ten. Instead, and to give you an idea of how I roll, my two favorite Christmas movies are Batman Returns (1992) and Black Christmas (1974). Clearly, I like my Yuletide cinema … Continue reading Returning to Batman Returns →

Damn, Pam! Part 4

How does that song go, again? “All I want for Christmas is Pamela Anderson in a sexy Santa suit,” maybe? Yeah, that’s definitely it. I’ll be singing it all month long now!