It’s another Friday night in 1991 where I’m home watching USA Up All Night with my favorite late night date, the bubbly and bodacious Rhonda Shear. Rhonda is never anything short of absolutely, positively scrumpdillyicious in every single episode she hosts, but some nights still stand out in my nostalgic memory banks as particularly tasty.
Take the episode with Rhonda in black lingerie, fishnet tights, and thigh-highs, on all fours atop her spacious bed, for example. Yeah. Yeah. That is definitely one of those episodes lodged securely in the old memory banks. She stayed on all fours on that bed, back arched ever so seductively, for several of the interstitial segments between whatever films they were showing that night, and I just about lost my mind watching it in real time. I mean, I practically exploded on the spot, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Back in ‘91 or ‘92, on nights like that, Rhonda made me forget all about the girls at school who occupied my daydreams. With her pure carnal charisma, Rhonda was, quite literally, the hottest, sexiest woman I’d ever seen.
One of Rhonda’s most cherished trademark moves was to send the audience off for the night with her famous “sizzle kisses.”
On that night, that particular sizzle kiss—on Rhonda’s absolutely perfect derrière—imprinted on my brain, my heart, my gonads forever. It’s like Tom Petty said: Rhonda, you wreck me baby, then and now. All these years later and you’re still breaking me in two. What a woman.
Here’s video evidence of just how HOT Rhonda was that evening, three-plus decades ago.
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