The series within a series that will never die—the Jason Voorhees of the Starfire Lounge’s roster—“Sex, Lies, and Video Games” returns for a sixth installment of vintage video game advertisements. Vintage video game and arcade ads are endlessly entertaining—sometimes more so than the games they were advertising—so it’s always a good time looking back at them.










Special thanks to our Gal Friday Yvette for digging this post out of the detritus in the deep recesses of the vault. Turns out she’s jerked a few joysticks in her time…

Yvette: Oh oui, monsieur, oui! I love ze video games. I’m especially good with ze joystick. If you like, I could show you sometime?