The Art of the Ad: Sex, Lies, and Video Games, Part VI

The series within a series that will never die—the Jason Voorhees of the Starfire Lounge’s roster—“Sex, Lies, and Video Games” returns for a sixth installment of vintage video game advertisements. Vintage video game and arcade ads are endlessly entertaining—sometimes more so than the games they were advertising—so it’s always a good time looking back at them.

If your yardage isn’t hard yet, these ladies are here to help.
Wham bam thank you ma’am!, indeed!
Whoops!
Hold that pose! The innuendo-laden tagline is priceless.
“Glory” equals a perfect piece of ass in this scenario.
Ayyyyyy.
She sure knows how to make that bottle…pop.
What’s the babe in tight black leather doing later? Asking for a friend.
She’s too pretty to be dining alone.
If “anything can happen” with mom the mermaid, we’re listening.

Special thanks to our Gal Friday Yvette for digging this post out of the detritus in the deep recesses of the vault. Turns out she’s jerked a few joysticks in her time…

Yvette: Oh oui, monsieur, oui! I love ze video games. I’m especially good with ze joystick. If you like, I could show you sometime?

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