That time Michelle perfected the thousand yard stare for an early career guest spot on TV’s Fantasy Island. If you can pull yourself away from those mesmerizing blue eyes, you’ll notice Michelle’s ever-so-suggestively parted lips are positively hypnotic. Have mercy, Baby Pfeiffer.
Category: 1980s
The Art of the Ad: Nothing Beats Joyce Dewitt’s L’eggs
Jack Tripper (John Ritter) was never wanting for beautiful roommates on Three’s Company, that’s for sure. Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) was the hot and ditzy blonde. Cindy Snow (Jenilee Harrison) was no slouch in the hot blonde bimbo category either. Then there was brainy blonde Terri Alden (Priscilla Barnes), an absolute knockout and, truthfully, the … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Nothing Beats Joyce Dewitt’s L’eggs
Lost and Found: The Night Before
In which young and hot Keanu Reeves accidentally sells young and hot Lori Loughlin to a pimp! Also in which young and hot Lori Loughlin is chained to a bed in nothing but her sexy prom night bra and panties! As Uncle Jesse would say to Aunt Becky on Full House, “Have mercy!” Suburban high … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Night Before
Happy Birthday, Cheryl Ladd
Across four seasons of Charlie’s Angels, Cheryl Ladd played the plucky and smoking hot Kris Munroe. Kris was smart, intrepid, and often went undercover in skimpy outfits, including but not limited to bikinis. Cheryl’s first episode at the start of season two, when she replaced fan favorite Farrah Fawcett, is as hot a debut as … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Cheryl Ladd
Morgan Monday
No one delivers the Monday motivation we all need quite like Mystical Morgan Fairchild. She conjures all sorts of feelings in us, if you know what I mean…and I think you do. Primetime soap Flamingo Road only last two seasons (1980–1982), but remains historically notable for being Morgan’s first, regular leading role on television. Here … Continue reading Morgan Monday
The Art of the Ad: Sex, Lies, and Video Games, Part V
It’s back, the series that just won’t die! These posts on old school video game and arcade advertisements could potentially keep pumping out new installments for a long time. For now, here’s the latest, vintage-fresh batch of sexy/sexist ads. If you grew up from the 1970s–1990s, many of these will continue to be familiar to … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Sex, Lies, and Video Games, Part V
Giallogy: The New York Ripper
Lucio Fulci’s sleazefest The New York Ripper (1982) is a masterwork of perversion. Sexually explicit and gruesomely bloody, the film features a serial killer ripping his way through the seedy streets of New York’s Times Square. Inexplicably, the mysterious killer speaks in a Donald Duck quacking voice (!) and viciously slices up a series of … Continue reading Giallogy: The New York Ripper






