Hot Shots of the Week: Caroline Munro

In which we celebrate the extremely beautiful and absurdly sexy English actress, model, and singer Caroline Munro, who recently celebrated her 76th birthday. Munro shot to prominence as a premiere “Hammer Horror Hottie” in such Hammer films as Dracula A.D. (1972) and Captain Kronos—Vampire Hunter (1974). She became a Bond Girl thanks to The Spy … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Caroline Munro →

From the Vault: Killer Workout

This post originally appeared at my old blog in slightly different form. Interestingly, while it’s being slotted into the “From the Vault” series, it could just as easily be cross-listed in “Lost and Found” or “Retro Fitness Babes.” Killer Workout (1987), also known as Aerobicide, is often considered a fairly unremarkable entry from the last-gasp, dying days … Continue reading From the Vault: Killer Workout →

Lost and Found: P2

I love Christmas horror, and one of my favorites of the last few decades is the underrated P2 (2007). The title (referring to a parking garage's second underground level), might not immediately scream "Christmas!", but the film is set squarely on Christmas Eve, has plenty of lights and decorations, and even an antagonist donning a … Continue reading Lost and Found: P2 →

Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas

Everyone’s favorite glamour ghoul isn’t just a Halloween hottie. No, come Christmas time Elvira will also trim your tree and maybe even let you stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Imagine finding the sassy lassy with the classy chassis under the tree on Christmas morning. The most … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas →

Lost and Found: The Majorettes

Fun facts: The Majorettes (1986) was written by the cowriter of George Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead (1968) and directed by the actor who played the cemetery zombie in that same film. A nice pedigree that surely must bode well for The Majorettes, right? Well, ah, not quite. No, those trivia nuggets mean … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Majorettes →

Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night

The underrated 2012 remake of cult Christmas horror Silent Night, Deadly Night (2012) is just called Silent Night and it’s really not a remake, even though it’s also about a killer in a Santa Claus suit murdering hapless victims. One of those victims is town sexpot Tiffany (Courtney-Jane White), a sultry blonde with legs that … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night →

The Bewitching Kiernan Shipka

I recently started catching up with Chilling Adventures of Sabrina on Netflix. So far, I’m very much enjoying the plot. The plot: Hey now! Sabrina, played by the lovely Kiernan Shipka, has a wardrobe that ticks all the boxes for this nerd. Think sexy librarian meets quirky, platinum-blonde witch. Shipka’s sexy witch in black tights, … Continue reading The Bewitching Kiernan Shipka →