Returning to Batman Returns

My favorite Christmas movies are not ones that your standard normies would choose. No It’s a Wonderful Life in my top five or even ten. Instead, and to give you an idea of how I roll, my two favorite Christmas movies are Batman Returns (1992) and Black Christmas (1974). Clearly, I like my Yuletide cinema … Continue reading Returning to Batman Returns →

Damn, Pam! Part 4

How does that song go, again? “All I want for Christmas is Pamela Anderson in a sexy Santa suit,” maybe? Yeah, that’s definitely it. I’ll be singing it all month long now!

Hot Shots of the Week: Ravishing in Red

Our resident top model Briana Smith is back, just in time to model some Christmas-themed lingerie and a sexy Mrs. Claus suit. She’s certainly ravishing in holiday red. As always, she makes all our Christmas wishes come true. Now, let’s consider replacing “The 12 Days of Christmas” with “The 12 Days of Brianna,” shall we? … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Ravishing in Red →

Hot Shots of the Week: Cure for the Holiday Blues

If this is what Santa Claus comes home to on December 26th, no wonder the big guy is so jolly all the time.

Have a Very Bettie Christmas

This Christmas Eve, we’re sharing The Greatest Christmas Picture of All Time© once again because, well, duh, it’s The Greatest Christmas Picture of All Time©. After all, no one trims the Christmas tree quite like Statfire Lounge VIP Bettie Page. Merry Christmas, gang.

Deck the Halls

Merry Christmas Eve, all you naughty elves.

Lost and Found: P2

I love Christmas horror, and one of my favorites of the last few decades is the underrated P2 (2007). The title (referring to a parking garage's second underground level), might not immediately scream "Christmas!", but the film is set squarely on Christmas Eve, has plenty of lights and decorations, and even an antagonist donning a … Continue reading Lost and Found: P2 →