I love Christmas horror, and one of my favorites of the last few decades is the underrated P2 (2007). The title (referring to a parking garage's second underground level), might not immediately scream "Christmas!", but the film is set squarely on Christmas Eve, has plenty of lights and decorations, and even an antagonist donning a … Continue reading Lost and Found: P2
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Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas
Everyone’s favorite glamour ghoul isn’t just a Halloween hottie. No, come Christmas time Elvira will also trim your tree and maybe even let you stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Imagine finding the sassy lassy with the classy chassis under the tree on Christmas morning. The most … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas
Lost and Found: The Majorettes
Fun facts: The Majorettes (1986) was written by the cowriter of George Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead (1968) and directed by the actor who played the cemetery zombie in that same film. A nice pedigree that surely must bode well for The Majorettes, right? Well, ah, not quite. No, those trivia nuggets mean … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Majorettes
Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night
The underrated 2012 remake of cult Christmas horror Silent Night, Deadly Night (2012) is just called Silent Night and it’s really not a remake, even though it’s also about a killer in a Santa Claus suit murdering hapless victims. One of those victims is town sexpot Tiffany (Courtney-Jane White), a sultry blonde with legs that … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night
The Bewitching Kiernan Shipka
I recently started catching up with Chilling Adventures of Sabrina on Netflix. So far, I’m very much enjoying the plot. The plot: Hey now! Sabrina, played by the lovely Kiernan Shipka, has a wardrobe that ticks all the boxes for this nerd. Think sexy librarian meets quirky, platinum-blonde witch. Shipka’s sexy witch in black tights, … Continue reading The Bewitching Kiernan Shipka
Michelle Monday
One of my favorite scenes in Wolf (1994) is when Michelle Pfeiffer’s Laura Alden enters her would-be lover Will Randall’s (Jack Nicholson) hotel room for a sexy rendezvous, only to find Will handcuffed to the radiator. It’s a preemptive move by Will to keep himself locked away in the room on the night of a … Continue reading Michelle Monday
Happy Halloween, All You Ghouls and Boils
Jenna Kanell as Tara and David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown, clowning around on the set of Damian Leone’s Terrifier (2016). I went to a jam-packed horror convention last year around this time and the place was positively crawling with Art the Clown cosplayers. Lemme tell you, he’s one spooky motherfucker to cross paths … Continue reading Happy Halloween, All You Ghouls and Boils






