Hot Shots of the Week: Milla the Magnificent

Kyiv-born and Los Angeles-raised actress, singer, former model, and unquestionable sexbomb Milla Jovovich has spent her fair share of time posing seductively in lingerie, stockings, and heels. When you look like Milla and you’re a Hollywood star, that’s just part of the job description. Here’s a sampling of Milla the minx workin’ it in her … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Milla the Magnificent

Hot Shots of the Week: Kelly Bounces Back

The night of October 28, 1990 was a night when unexpected greatness touched many of our lives. You see, that was the night of a momentous television event for young, impressionable Gen Xers like myself. Boomers might remember where they were when man touched down on the moon, but my generation can tell you exactly … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Kelly Bounces Back

Hot Shots of the Week: Cirque de la Isabelle

I’ve never seen the 1989 French circus workers flick Roselyne and the Lions, starring French actress and model Isabelle Pasco. Clearly, I’ve made a huge mistake. I’m very interested in the plot. The plot: I’ve added it to the list for…reasons. The reasons: The film doesn’t appear to be streaming anywhere, darn it. For now … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Cirque de la Isabelle

Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Legs, Lingerie, Lindsay

We recently passed the 100 days ‘til Halloween milestone, so today’s Bonus Hot Shots are, appropriately, from October 31st, 2006. Tabloid temptress Lindsay Lohan got all dolled up for a night on the town in a costume that I believe Spirit Halloween sells under the name “Slutty Moulin Rouge Dancer.” Man, we’re happy that Lindsay … Continue reading Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Legs, Lingerie, Lindsay

Hot Shots of the Week: Killing Us Softly with Her Thighs

This model’s thighs are the kind that could topple world governments, reverse the course of natural disasters, and make a grown man weep at the sight of such majestic flesh. And when that majestic flesh is snugly encased in double-welt thigh-high stockings with garter belts, well, then the weeping becomes downright euphoric. We are not … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Killing Us Softly with Her Thighs