Smoak Show

In which Arrow’s IT babe Felicity Smoak reboots our hard drives. Hey-o! When I first met Arrow’s resident IT nerd Felicity Smoak in the season one episode “Lone Gunman”, it was lustful crushing at first sight. As played by Emily Bett Rickards, Felicity’s look was absolutely iconic: blonde hair, tightly pulled back in a ponytail; … Continue reading Smoak Show →

Favorite Film Posters: Stripped to Kill 2: Live Girls

The first of many posts celebrating my favorite film posters. As an artist and a cinephile, I’ve long been enamored with the art of the film poster. I was fortunate to grow up during a golden age for movie posters—the seventies, eighties, and into the nineties, when real, honest-to-goodness artists crafted 27x40 inch masterpieces to … Continue reading Favorite Film Posters: Stripped to Kill 2: Live Girls →

Random Image Dump #47: Stephanie Seymour Edition

This one’s bursting with images, because when you start looking for memorable pictures of supermodel Stephanie Seymour you quickly accumulate more than you could ever imagine. Within what felt like seconds, I’d gathered a dozen shots of Stephanie, each seemingly hotter than the last, which is saying something because every single one of them is … Continue reading Random Image Dump #47: Stephanie Seymour Edition →

Year-End Musings

Earlier this year, W Magazine declared, “Dua Lipa is ready to return to the golden age of over-the-top lingerie, and not just for the boudoir.” Well, hot damn were they right about that. Somebody call the police, because Dua Lipa is trying to kill me. Yowza. Okay, now that we’ve gotten that out of the … Continue reading Year-End Musings →

Hot Shots of the Week: Christmas Unwrapping

Hope you all had a marvelous Christmas unwrapping gifts from Santa. On a related note, and to put the “Hot” in “Hot Shots,” here’s the total smoke show Paula Garcés unwrapping herself in a very memorable scene from a very forgettable movie, the lame A Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011). Thank you for your … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Christmas Unwrapping →

Christmas with Bettie

We’re really happy with how this year’s Christmas card came out. Bettie Page was kind of enough to model for us, and smart enough to know if she posed in the nude we’d triple her paycheck and give her a free lunch. Everyone left happy that day, but no one more so than those of … Continue reading Christmas with Bettie →

Random Image Dump #46: Christmas Eve Edition

Merry Christmas Eve! This edition of random images isn’t too random—it’s Christmas-themed, after all—but it is highly flammable, so be careful! These images will light your tree on fire, if you know what we mean, and we think you do.