That time Michelle perfected the thousand yard stare for an early career guest spot on TV’s Fantasy Island. If you can pull yourself away from those mesmerizing blue eyes, you’ll notice Michelle’s ever-so-suggestively parted lips are positively hypnotic. Have mercy, Baby Pfeiffer.
Month: July 2024
Hot Shots of the Week: Lady in White
Supermodel* Briana Smith is back and, as always, she positively slays. *I don’t know if the term “supermodel” is even used anymore, but to my eyes—which pop out of my head every time I see Briana Smith—this woman has more than earned the title of capital “S” Supermodel.
The Art of the Ad: Nothing Beats Joyce Dewitt’s L’eggs
Jack Tripper (John Ritter) was never wanting for beautiful roommates on Three’s Company, that’s for sure. Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) was the hot and ditzy blonde. Cindy Snow (Jenilee Harrison) was no slouch in the hot blonde bimbo category either. Then there was brainy blonde Terri Alden (Priscilla Barnes), an absolute knockout and, truthfully, the … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: Nothing Beats Joyce Dewitt’s L’eggs
Lost and Found: The Night Before
In which young and hot Keanu Reeves accidentally sells young and hot Lori Loughlin to a pimp! Also in which young and hot Lori Loughlin is chained to a bed in nothing but her sexy prom night bra and panties! As Uncle Jesse would say to Aunt Becky on Full House, “Have mercy!” Suburban high … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Night Before
Heather Thomas Tuesday
Historically, Tuesdays have been a slow posting day here at the Starfire Lounge. There’s no particular reason for this, so in order to give Tuesday a little shine, we’re introducing a little somethin’ we’ll call Heather Thomas Tuesdays. It’ll be exactly what the name implies: Heather Thomas will grace the Lounge’s stage every Tuesday—when possible, … Continue reading Heather Thomas Tuesday
Marilyn Monday
This Monday, let’s travel back in time to Madison Square Garden in New York City, 1955, when Marilyn Monroe stole the show at a charity event for Arthritis and Rheumatism, hosted by the Ringling Bros. Circus. Getting in the circus spirit, Marilyn straddled an enormous elephant and waved at the adoring crowd. She was game … Continue reading Marilyn Monday
Hot Shots of the Week: Glam Metal Goddess Lita Ford
After starting out as the guitarist for 1970s punk rock girl group The Runaways, Lita Ford embarked on a successful glam metal career. She went hard with the hair metal look—from black lace bustiers to high-rise thongs, smooth and silky pantyhose to big, blonde 1980s hair, Lita’s lewk was badass metal babe to the bone. … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Glam Metal Goddess Lita Ford






