Last fall, when I stumbled across this W magazine piece on Elvira, AKA Cassandra Peterson, I completely misread it as “Elvira Looks Back at Her Life in PANTIES.”

As you might imagine, I got really excited about an in-depth article about Elvira’s panties. That’s the sort of hard-hitting journalism the world needs right now! Sadly, it’s “parties” not “panties” but I still enjoyed the piece. I also still continued to imagine Elvira’s panties, and not just Elvira’s panties, but Elvira’s panties snugly caressing her shapely ass under her form-fitting black dress with the slit up to her hoo-ha. Yum.

This 1980s photo shoot with Harry Langdon has to be one of the hottest Elvira ever posed for, and that’s saying a hell of a lot, considering how she’s never anything less than absolutely, positively smoking hot. The Langdon portraits are especially memorable because of how well they show off Cassandra’s legendarily sexy, pantyhose-covered legs. Hell, they also show off her legendarily deep and astonishingly epic cleavage as well. These are truly the definition of “hot shots.”


Seriously, she may have had one of the best, if not the actual best, bodies evah!
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