Damn, Pam! Part 5

For the latest installment of “Damn, Pam!” (say that out loud with the emphasis on “Damn”), we’re back with a jaw-dropping gallery featuring Pamela Anderson’s many Playboy covers. Unsurprisingly, Pam holds the record for most Playboy cover appearances, with a whopping fourteen. About her first photoshoot for the magazine in 1989, Anderson said, “Doing that … Continue reading Damn, Pam! Part 5 →

Random Image Dump #47: Stephanie Seymour Edition

This one’s bursting with images, because when you start looking for memorable pictures of supermodel Stephanie Seymour you quickly accumulate more than you could ever imagine. Within what felt like seconds, I’d gathered a dozen shots of Stephanie, each seemingly hotter than the last, which is saying something because every single one of them is … Continue reading Random Image Dump #47: Stephanie Seymour Edition →

Miss Baltimore Crabs

In which we further sing the praises of Bad Girl Supreme, Miss Baltimore Crabs 1945 herself, Velma Von Tussle. Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges. They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges. — Velma Von Tussle By all accounts, Hairspray’s resident villainess Velma Von Tussle is a reprehensible character. She’s snide, … Continue reading Miss Baltimore Crabs →

Damn, Pam! Part 2

Back in August, we exclaimed “Damn, Pam!” This is a phrase we shout quite often because, well, because this: I mean, how do you ever get used to Pamela Anderson’s jaw dropping sex appeal? You don’t, which is why we tend to blurt out “Damn, Pam!” every time we see her. And that’s why we’re … Continue reading Damn, Pam! Part 2 →

Hot Shots of the Week: Krista Allen

When actress and model Krista Allen (Liar, Liar, The Bold and the Beautiful) shows up onscreen it’s usually to drop some smoking hot sex appeal all over the proceedings. Her career has largely revolved around her jaw-dropping hotness, for reasons that become completely obvious any time we lay eyes on her. Kneel before Zod, Krista! … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Krista Allen →

She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman

In which Michelle Pfeiffer spreads ‘em for posterity. Last year, I highlighted a particularly funny and memorable scene in Amy Heckerling’s wonderful I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007), starring Our Queen and Savior, Michelle Pfeiffer. As I wrote then, Television writer Rosie (Pfeiffer) is stuck next to two condescending and judgmental studio executives while … Continue reading She Could Never Be That Guy’s Woman →

Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes

Just a friendly reminder that Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, and Sleepy Hollow director Tim Burton has had sex with each of these women.* “These women” being actresses Lisa Marie: Helena Bonham Carter: And Monica Bellucci: Not too shabby for a weirdo kid from Burbank who studied animation at Cal Arts, eh? Hope springs eternal for awkward … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Burton’s Babes →