Not only does the car feature a roomy interior but it also comes fully equipped with your very own Mistress of the Dark! She knows how to rev your engine, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Vroom vroom.
Tag: Elvira
The Art of the Ad: It Had to Be Built!
When they named a game after me, it had to be built! Elvira, Mistress of the Dark The list of Elvira merchandise is long and always growing. The Mistress of the Dark has already made a few appearances in this series over the years because, well, who doesn’t want a sexy goth chick with epic … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: It Had to Be Built!
Elvira Season
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark lives rent-free in our hearts and gonads 24/7, 365 days per year. Still, there’s something extra special about Elvira during spooky season. I met Cassandra Peterson at a horror convention two autumns ago, a perfect time of year to meet the grande dame of horror hosting. It’s a fond memory, … Continue reading Elvira Season
Random Image Dump #42: Spooky Season Edition
Happy spooky season! October is The Best Month of the Year, so today I’m sharing thirteen spooktacular (sorry, had to) images that’ll evoke the season and make you warm and fuzzy all over. Yes, even the images of horror are soothing and comforting when you’re a demented lover of the macabre like me.
Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira and Friends
Today we’re kicking off the first Hot Shots of October with our favorite sassy lassie with the classy chassis, Elvira! The Mistress of the Dark is Queen of Halloween and everyone wants to be her friend—wouldn’t you?? I sure do. I met her once, briefly, and frankly I think that’s enough to qualify for friendship. … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira and Friends
Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day
It’s the 4th of July and, why yes, we’d love to celebrate with a heaping helping of Elvira’s American pie, if you know what we mean, and we think you do. This woman has lived rent free in our fantasies for so long now that we’re beginning to believe those fantasies are actually reality. If … Continue reading Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Heart
Happy Valentine’s Day from the classy lassie with the sassy chassis, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Heart.






