The Art of the Ad: It Had to Be Built!

When they named a game after me, it had to be built! Elvira, Mistress of the Dark The list of Elvira merchandise is long and always growing. The Mistress of the Dark has already made a few appearances in this series over the years because, well, who doesn’t want a sexy goth chick with epic … Continue reading The Art of the Ad: It Had to Be Built! →

Random Image Dump #42: Spooky Season Edition

Happy spooky season! October is The Best Month of the Year, so today I’m sharing thirteen spooktacular (sorry, had to) images that’ll evoke the season and make you warm and fuzzy all over. Yes, even the images of horror are soothing and comforting when you’re a demented lover of the macabre like me.

Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira and Friends

Today we’re kicking off the first Hot Shots of October with our favorite sassy lassie with the classy chassis, Elvira! The Mistress of the Dark is Queen of Halloween and everyone wants to be her friend—wouldn’t you?? I sure do. I met her once, briefly, and frankly I think that’s enough to qualify for friendship. … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira and Friends →

Bad Girls We Love: Regina “Reggie” Holland in Silk Stalkings

In which actress (and total smoke show) Carol Huston steals our hearts in a memorably sexy guest spot on a beloved nineties television series. If I could travel back in time to 1992, I'd tell my teenage self that he'd still be obsessing over this woman thirty-odd years later, and he'd reply, "Well, DUH! Of … Continue reading Bad Girls We Love: Regina “Reggie” Holland in Silk Stalkings →

Lost and Found: Private Resort

In which we visit the raucous Private Resort for one last fling before summer ends. Teen sex comedy Private Resort (1985) was a late eighties cable television staple, which explains why I watched it approximately one-hundred times during those years. Those years, by the way, coincided with my junior high school years, and rarely has … Continue reading Lost and Found: Private Resort →

Survivor: Dona Speir, Queen of Bullets, Bombs, and Babes

If you’re a certain type of B-movie lover, the name Andy Sidaris is synonymous with a series of sexy action films he made from 1985–1998, often referred to as a collective by the appropriately saucy sobriquet, “Bullets, Bombs, and Babes.” For years before his foray into making B-movies though, Sidaris was a legend in sports … Continue reading Survivor: Dona Speir, Queen of Bullets, Bombs, and Babes →

Hot Shots of the Week: Milla the Magnificent

Kyiv-born and Los Angeles-raised actress, singer, former model, and unquestionable sexbomb Milla Jovovich has spent her fair share of time posing seductively in lingerie, stockings, and heels. When you look like Milla and you’re a Hollywood star, that’s just part of the job description. Here’s a sampling of Milla the minx workin’ it in her … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Milla the Magnificent →