Lost and Found: The Majorettes

Fun facts: The Majorettes (1986) was written by the cowriter of George Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead (1968) and directed by the actor who played the cemetery zombie in that same film. A nice pedigree that surely must bode well for The Majorettes, right? Well, ah, not quite. No, those trivia nuggets mean … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Majorettes →

Michelle Monday

Restaurateur Jo Ann Vallenari serving up a plate of her famous rigatoni quattro formaggi sounds absolutely divine this Monday. Sure would the start the work week off with a bang. Of course, I’d need a nap after that meal, so productivity will tank, plus staring into Jo Ann’s sultry, come-hither eyes aren’t going to help … Continue reading Michelle Monday →

Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night

The underrated 2012 remake of cult Christmas horror Silent Night, Deadly Night (2012) is just called Silent Night and it’s really not a remake, even though it’s also about a killer in a Santa Claus suit murdering hapless victims. One of those victims is town sexpot Tiffany (Courtney-Jane White), a sultry blonde with legs that … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night →

Giallogy Meets The Bombshell: The Sweet Body of Carroll Baker

In which we honor, celebrate, worship, fetishize, objectify, and generally enthuse over the Sweet Body of Giallo Queen Carroll Baker. Every so often with Giallogy I’ll focus on an actor or director, usually ones with strong connections to the genre. This time I’m shining the bright yellow spotlight (get it?) on a woman I’ve dubbed … Continue reading Giallogy Meets The Bombshell: The Sweet Body of Carroll Baker →

Michelle Monday

Even though it’s not a Christmas movie, One Fine Day opened in December of 1996 so I’ll alway associate it with the holiday season. Thanks to my pfriend Paul, I’ve had Michelle’s MILF Melanie Parker on the brain lately, so here are a few sumptuous images of her, also courtesy of Paul. Just look at … Continue reading Michelle Monday →

Hot Shots of the Week: Hot Diggity Dog

Sigourney Weaver at the famous Tail O’ The Pup hot dog truck on La Cienega in Los Angeles, 1983. Sigourney lives rent free in my heart thanks to so many of her movies, but especially Alien, Ghostbusters, Working Girl, and The Ice Storm, to name just a few. Love, love, love her. These shots of … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Hot Diggity Dog →

Bonus Hot Shots of the Week: Chloë Grace Moretz

These hot shots of American actress Chloë Grace Moretz deserve to be slapped with “DANGER: CONTENTS MAY BE FLAMMABLE” warning labels. I mean, come on: Great Caesar’s ghost! Those are some seriously spectacular stems. Moretz looks outrageously sexy in high heels, too. Plus she’s absolutely beautiful.