Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day

It’s the 4th of July and, why yes, we’d love to celebrate with a heaping helping of Elvira’s American pie, if you know what we mean, and we think you do. This woman has lived rent free in our fantasies for so long now that we’re beginning to believe those fantasies are actually reality. If … Continue reading Elvira, Mistress of Independence Day →

Random Image Dump #36: Traci Lords (Have Mercy) Edition

Traci Lords needs no introduction, so we’ll just drop a random selection of images of the legendary smokeshow and get the hell out of the way. Enjoy the view, amigos.

Bombshells: Rita Gam

Pittsburgh-born actress Rita Gam (1927–2016) sure did have a great name for a Bombshell. A fitting one too, as she definitely had smoking hot gams on her. Where’s the lie? No where, that’s where! After a few years of modeling and television work, the statuesque beauty made her film debut in the 1952 film noir … Continue reading Bombshells: Rita Gam →

Hot Shots of the Week: The Helen Shaver Weekend

Sam Peckinpah’s swan song, The Osterman Weekend (1983) is largely considered a dud. It’s a shame the hard-living director of The Wild Bunch and Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia went out on such a forgettable note before dying of heart failure the following year. Despite a stellar cast—Rutger Hauer! Dennis Hopper! Craig T. … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: The Helen Shaver Weekend →

Random Image Dump #35

A random collection of ridonculously bodacious babes for the thirty-fifth Random Image Dump. The new girl asked for a chair. We said no. This feels like the beginning of a great, bad B-movie. Stefanie Kramer was a seriously underrated hottie back in the day. Roped us a Bat-babe, boys. H/t to Whores and Ale for … Continue reading Random Image Dump #35 →

Michelle Monday

Grease 2 (1982) turned forty-three back on June 11. To celebrate (a little late, I know), here’s Michelle in all of her majestic resplendence as Stephanie Zinone, a character I just adore. Michelle’s charisma in in the role is off the charts! Guh! She so freakin’ dreamy.

Hot Shots of the Week: Knockouts ‘99

It’s 1999 and hot young actresses Jaime Pressly and Tia Carrere are welcoming the end of the millennium in style. Sporting de rigueur men’s mag fashion for this Maxim photo spread—lingerie, thigh highs, and heels—these two knockouts look ready to tackle Y2K and maybe even each other, as evidenced by their spirited tug-o-war shot. Hmmmm, … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Knockouts ‘99 →