Michelle Monday

Let’s ease into the work week by gazing upon some seriously sexy Michelle photos. If she doesn’t combat those Monday morning blues, nothing will.

Apparently, these photos were “touched up” by Esquire staff, an industry-wide practice that has gone on for decades. Such a shame, as anyone with working eyes and a brain in their head can attest, Michelle needs no touching up.

I borrowed some of these shots from the Gorgeous Pfeiffer website, where you can read the full Esquire interview.

Boy howdy, this was one scorching hot photo shoot! I’d love to see some of the outtakes (untouched-up, please), as Michelle looks so stunning, slinky, and sultry in that body-hugging red minidress. Shades of Susie Diamond sexing up the screen in The Fabulous Baker Boys.

Interestingly, given what we know about magazine editorial “touching up” photos of already-sexy celebrities like Michelle, it’s fitting that I stumbled on his final image.

While it’s completely unrelated to the others, I had to share because it’s an AI-generated Michelle. Who needs to pay staff to manually tweak greatness these days when you have AI to do it for free? Between the scary eyeballs and the heaving, ample bosom, this shot is giving me some major uncanny valley vibes. I’m both sexually attracted and completely terrified. Feelings, folks. So many feelings.