Lost and Found: P2

I love Christmas horror, and one of my favorites of the last few decades is the underrated P2 (2007). The title (referring to a parking garage's second underground level), might not immediately scream "Christmas!", but the film is set squarely on Christmas Eve, has plenty of lights and decorations, and even an antagonist donning a … Continue reading Lost and Found: P2 →

Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas

Everyone’s favorite glamour ghoul isn’t just a Halloween hottie. No, come Christmas time Elvira will also trim your tree and maybe even let you stuff her stocking, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Imagine finding the sassy lassy with the classy chassis under the tree on Christmas morning. The most … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Elvira, Mistress of Christmas →

Bad Girls We Love: Sofia Falcone in The Penguin

I watched The Penguin for the plot. The plot: Hallelujah, our savior has arrived. It only took thirty-two years, but the spiritual successor to Michelle Pfeiffer’s Selina Kyle has finally emerged. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Cristin Milioti, as Sofia Falcone. In the recent HBO series The Penguin, my new crush Cristin Milioti … Continue reading Bad Girls We Love: Sofia Falcone in The Penguin →

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

Here are some Yuletide-flavored pictures to keep your spirits jolly right on through to the big day. For instance, take this sensational cosplay from a favorite cosplayer of ours who goes by the name Daddy Long Legs. Those long legs of hers are always prominently displayed in her cosplay, as they should be. If her … Continue reading It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas →

Lost and Found: The Majorettes

Fun facts: The Majorettes (1986) was written by the cowriter of George Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead (1968) and directed by the actor who played the cemetery zombie in that same film. A nice pedigree that surely must bode well for The Majorettes, right? Well, ah, not quite. No, those trivia nuggets mean … Continue reading Lost and Found: The Majorettes →

Michelle Monday

Restaurateur Jo Ann Vallenari serving up a plate of her famous rigatoni quattro formaggi sounds absolutely divine this Monday. Sure would the start the work week off with a bang. Of course, I’d need a nap after that meal, so productivity will tank, plus staring into Jo Ann’s sultry, come-hither eyes aren’t going to help … Continue reading Michelle Monday →

Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night

The underrated 2012 remake of cult Christmas horror Silent Night, Deadly Night (2012) is just called Silent Night and it’s really not a remake, even though it’s also about a killer in a Santa Claus suit murdering hapless victims. One of those victims is town sexpot Tiffany (Courtney-Jane White), a sultry blonde with legs that … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Silent Night, Sexy Night →