Hot Shots of the Week: The Body Principal

In which the former Dallas star and health and fitness author shows us the true meaning of “The Body Principal.”

Victoria Principal shot to stardom in the late seventies as Pamela Barnes Ewing on the primetime smash hit soap Dallas. The drop-dead gorgeous brunette still makes our blood pressure jump just looking at her. Who shot J.R.? Who cares! “Who watched just to catch a glimpse of Vicki” is the more pertinent question. Answer: We all did. Every single one of us.

Here’s an internet gem we stumbled upon at some point and just had to screenshot:

Whoever wrote this 2009 news piece for Cinema Retro deserves all the accolades for gifting us with the sentence, “Based on the photographic evidence, it would appear Principal generally has both barrels loaded.” Hey-o! This tiff between Victoria and her maid ended with the maid eventually submitting a written letter of apology and the case was dropped. Don’t fuck with Vicki! And here’s a closer look at this double-barreled badass.

Yowza.