Barkin Up the Right Tree

In which we drool all over the smoking hot Ellen Barkin, as Helen Cruger, in Sea of Love. Ellen Barkin in Sea of Love is a mood, if ever there was one. The 1989 erotic-romantic thriller is a favorite of mine that’s always rewarding to revisit, and Barkin’s pure-sex-on-two-legs performance as a seductive femme fatale … Continue reading Barkin Up the Right Tree

Hot Shots of the Week: Saucy Sarah

Back in 2021 English actress and model Sarah Jayne Dunn was fired from the soap opera Hollyoaks for refusing to delete an OnlyFans account she had recently started in order to share some of her “saucier” modeling shots. Hypocritical producers gave the smoking hot Dunn the ultimatum and she said, nope, ima keep bein’ saucy … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Saucy Sarah

Black Stockings and Noirvember Vibes

Well, as November winds down, any intentions I had to write some “Noirvember” posts will likely remain just that, intentions. In place of actual noir musings, the least I can do is share this photo shoot of English singer Louise Redknapp giving some seriously sultry femme fatale vibes. Wow. Those gorgeous gams, covered in smooth, … Continue reading Black Stockings and Noirvember Vibes

Miss Baltimore Crabs

In which we further sing the praises of Bad Girl Supreme, Miss Baltimore Crabs 1945 herself, Velma Von Tussle. Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges. They padded their cups,  but I screwed the judges. — Velma Von Tussle By all accounts, Hairspray’s resident villainess Velma Von Tussle is a reprehensible character. She’s snide, … Continue reading Miss Baltimore Crabs