In which we drool all over the smoking hot Ellen Barkin, as Helen Cruger, in Sea of Love. Ellen Barkin in Sea of Love is a mood, if ever there was one. The 1989 erotic-romantic thriller is a favorite of mine that’s always rewarding to revisit, and Barkin’s pure-sex-on-two-legs performance as a seductive femme fatale … Continue reading Barkin Up the Right Tree
Author: Starfire Lounge
Random Image Dump #45
Just some more random images for your viewing pleasure. Cheers! I dare you to go ask for her number. “Reporting for duty, sir.” If this was the last thing you saw before your death, well, what a way to go! I love how they didn’t even try for subtlety with this song, album cover, or … Continue reading Random Image Dump #45
Hot Shots of the Week: Saucy Sarah
Back in 2021 English actress and model Sarah Jayne Dunn was fired from the soap opera Hollyoaks for refusing to delete an OnlyFans account she had recently started in order to share some of her “saucier” modeling shots. Hypocritical producers gave the smoking hot Dunn the ultimatum and she said, nope, ima keep bein’ saucy … Continue reading Hot Shots of the Week: Saucy Sarah
Happy Thanksgiving
My plan is to eat my weight in stuffing today, how ‘bout you? Stuffing is, by far, the best part of the Thanksgiving meal for me. I could eat it all, sharing with others be damned! My mother made amazing stuffing, so I was weened on the best, but I just love it all so … Continue reading Happy Thanksgiving
Black Stockings and Noirvember Vibes
Well, as November winds down, any intentions I had to write some “Noirvember” posts will likely remain just that, intentions. In place of actual noir musings, the least I can do is share this photo shoot of English singer Louise Redknapp giving some seriously sultry femme fatale vibes. Wow. Those gorgeous gams, covered in smooth, … Continue reading Black Stockings and Noirvember Vibes
Hot Shots of the Week: Smoking (Hot) at the End of the World
When the world is ending, but you still look smoking hot.
Miss Baltimore Crabs
In which we further sing the praises of Bad Girl Supreme, Miss Baltimore Crabs 1945 herself, Velma Von Tussle. Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges. They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges. — Velma Von Tussle By all accounts, Hairspray’s resident villainess Velma Von Tussle is a reprehensible character. She’s snide, … Continue reading Miss Baltimore Crabs






